Lincoln NE (SN) - Heavy blizzard conditions swept the Star City over the weekend, bringing intense cold temperatures, and rendering hundreds of frozen roads unsafe to navigate. Perhaps even more extreme was the shifting of right wing Lincolnites' opinions regarding the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Federal Agency; as a sea of "Abolish I.C.E." posts… Continue reading Conservative Lincolnites Finally Agree; Fuck I.C.E.
Omaha NE (SN) - With the 2020 Iowa Caucuses less than three weeks away, Iowa Dems are scrambling to settle on their pick for Democratic Presidential Candidate, yet it seems the real action this week is taking place in neighboring Nebraska, where whiny white males are taking their POTUS commitments to social media, and calling… Continue reading Nebraska Bernie Bros & Warren Weenies Talk Shit on Social Media
It is officially January 2nd, 2020, and Smell Nebraska's crack team of writing staff have finally completed browsing your countless, and horribly bland "End of the year" Instagram stories. Suppose it is time to do some self reflecting and projections of our own. Being the realest, hippest, and most-accurate fake news webpage in Nebraska isn't… Continue reading You’re so Vain, You Probably Think This Article Is About You