crime, dog shit humans

Saline County Jurors Shocked to Learn Aubrey Trail Is Maybe Not the Best Dude

Wilber NE (SN) - Punctuating a missing person search, two police warrants, regular Facebook updates from the suspects, and a storm of social media attention, it has been safe to assume the circus surrounding the defendants in the Sydney Loofe murder trial would continue. Aubrey Trail, facing charges of murder in the first degree and criminal… Continue reading Saline County Jurors Shocked to Learn Aubrey Trail Is Maybe Not the Best Dude

crime beat, good for him

Leirion Gifts Key to the City to Parking Garage Freak-Out Guy

Lincoln NE (SN) - The mystery behind Friday morning's reported "parking gate hate" thickened this morning as Mayor Leirion Gaylor Baird announced she was ready to publicly honor the unknown white male. "Whoever you are, please call my office" the Mayor said in a press conference. "The $3,200 in damages is pocket change in contrast… Continue reading Leirion Gifts Key to the City to Parking Garage Freak-Out Guy

Pedophilia, thoughts & prayers

Catholic Dioceses Still Unable to “Find That Dang File”

Omaha NE (SN) - Lawyers for the Lincoln and Omaha Catholic Dioceses of Nebraska continue to push back against 400 subpoenas served up by the Nebraska Attorney General regarding the investigation into 40 years of sexual abuse of minors by clergy and the systematic cover-up. Patrick Flood, the attorney for the Archdiocese of Omaha parishes,… Continue reading Catholic Dioceses Still Unable to “Find That Dang File”

parking, sports n snorts

The Old Mattress Factory Charges a $20 Cover at the Eppley Airfield Gate

Omaha NE (SN) - Expecting a huge turnout for the College World Series, The Old Mattress Factory has set up a cover charge at the Omaha Airport for every person attending the College World Series. “New Cover Policy: If you are attending the College World series there is a $20 cover to enter Omaha.” says… Continue reading The Old Mattress Factory Charges a $20 Cover at the Eppley Airfield Gate

dads, Happy Father's Day

Loving Wife to Treat Dad to “Perfect Father’s Day Dinner” at Pizza Ranch

Lincoln NE (SN) - With Father's Day just days away, spouses and families everywhere are putting their thinking caps on and asking, "How do I give dad the best Father's day ever?" 37 year old mother of three Karen Putnam claims to have "cracked the code" regarding the Sunday she has in store for her… Continue reading Loving Wife to Treat Dad to “Perfect Father’s Day Dinner” at Pizza Ranch