Lincoln NE (SN) - It was a rough Easter Sunday for a local radio personality, who was arrested on suspicion of strangulation early Saturday morning. Matthew Rydberg, 41, known to most Lincolnites as Matt McKay on KFRX-FM's morning show, was charged Monday morning after allegations that he had strangled his wife, and bit her in… Continue reading Years of Exposure to Drake Songs Drives Radio Personality to Domestic Violence
Lincoln NE (SN) - As Lincoln's 2019 primary election comes to an end, the race of mayoral favorites and city council hopefuls culminates with obvious winners and losers. The biggest losers being the 17% that voted yes (or no) to an increase in sales tax for roads repair who now have to read complaints about… Continue reading 235,497 Lincolnites Choose Not to Vote on Whether or Not Their Taxes Will Increase
Lincoln NE (SN) - It seems Lincoln is safe for now after this year's FFA takeover, in which a bunch of dumb fuck country bumpkins paint the city of Lincoln... navy blue. The Future Farmers of America organization's Nebraska chapter brings in children from rural Nebraskan communities each year to attend workshops related to the… Continue reading Downtown Lincoln Barely Survives Annual “Future Farmers of America” Infestation
Being the most exclusive news source in Nebraska is a lot of work for one lone high school kid. Smell Nebraska is looking for smug, opinionated, unreliable, and difficult to work with candidates for our Spring 2019 internship program. Our positions range from taking photos of the miserable losers getting drunk at 2pm on a… Continue reading Apply for Smell Nebraska’s Spring 2019 Internships
Lincoln NE (SN) - The first signs of spring have sprung, and Lincolnites everywhere rejoice that they can finally stop complaining about everything. “It’s been a long, hard winter for sure,” says fed up Lincoln resident Barry Tatum. “I sure am worn out, but they should have got those snowplows out sooner during that big… Continue reading Lincoln Citizens Exhausted from Complaining About Everything
Lincoln NE (SN) - Due to the unprecedented flooding and destruction the state has endured over the last month, Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts has declared April 7th as a Statewide Day of Prayer. Ricketts, eschewing the constraints of the separation of church and state and channeling his inner Charlemagne, issued the phony baloney proclamation on… Continue reading Ricketts Decrees April 7th as Statewide Day of Prayer, God: “Thank U, Next.”
Lincoln NE (SN) - In an effort to prove she is the right pick to be Lincoln’s next mayor, Cyndi Lamm began work on the much anticipated South Lincoln Beltway. “Lincoln has dragged it’s feet on this project for too long. It’s time someone actually did something about it and that someone is me.” Lamm,… Continue reading Cyndi Lamm Begins Work on the South Lincoln Beltway
Being the hardest hitting journalists in Nebraska is hard work, and hard work makes you thirsty. Blowing the lid off of shocking stories has increased our drinking habit too, fortunately for us the Boiler Brewing Company offered us a solution to both. Owner and Grand Manse proprietor Monte Froehlich's relationship with Smell Nebraska is none other than… Continue reading Smell Nebraska Is Now Sponsored by Boiler Brewing Company
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