video games, white people

Mortal Kombat 11 to Feature Unlockable Smirking Kid in MAGA Hat Character

Chicago IL (SN) - The developers of the hit fighting series "Mortal Kombat" are no strangers to controversy, and with the eleventh installment of the series hitting stores in April, NetherRealm Studios have unveiled the first of many surprise "unlockable" characters hidden throughout the game. "Yeah that smirking little shit that taunted that Native American… Continue reading Mortal Kombat 11 to Feature Unlockable Smirking Kid in MAGA Hat Character

politics, true love

Smitten Legislative Page Hoping He Gets Called on to Help Sen. Anna Wishart

Lincoln NE (SN) - Seated on a bench at the front of the Nebraska Legislature, 20 year-old legislative page Craig Thompson nervously awaits his next assignment, praying and hoping it’s to help second year representative Anna Wishart. “Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man,” the googly-eyed Thompson whispered to himself. “I’m up… Continue reading Smitten Legislative Page Hoping He Gets Called on to Help Sen. Anna Wishart

smell the kids, weather

LPS Closes School for Rest of Winter 2019, “It Might Snow.”

Lincoln NE (SN) - Following National Weather Service meteorologists forcasts that Nebraskans may experience some winter weather conditions during the remaining winter months of 2019, Lincoln Public Schools had no choice but to close until Spring. We sat down with LPS Superintendent Dr. Steve Joel to discuss the chilling decision. "Our hands were tied." Joel… Continue reading LPS Closes School for Rest of Winter 2019, “It Might Snow.”

obituaries

In Remembrance: Lincoln Shopko Department Stores

Every Lincoln Shopko location, peacefully died January 16th, 2019. Shopko is survived by children: Target, Walmart, and mall kiosks. Shopko was proceeded in death by siblings: Pamida, Alco, and Circuit City. Shopko will be remembered for their deep passion for scented candles, travel sized shampoos, and giving eye exams to the wonderful people of Lincoln.… Continue reading In Remembrance: Lincoln Shopko Department Stores

huge creeps, music

Clueless Nebraskan Males Thought Their City Had a Shot with Ariana Grande Concert

Omaha NE (SN) - Hearts are broken in the city of Omaha as pop star Ariana Grande canceled her scheduled April concert, performing instead at the smarter, more popular, and more attractive Coachella Festival. "The CHI Health Center in Omaha looks like a really nice venue. I'll always be friends with Omaha, but I think… Continue reading Clueless Nebraskan Males Thought Their City Had a Shot with Ariana Grande Concert

patriotism, white people

Fremont Couple Disgraces the Troops by Videotaping Children “Respectfully” Standing During Anthem

Fremont NE (SN) - A patriotic idea turned negative Sunday evening as a Fremont family was shamed over social media for playing with their cellular phones during the National Anthem. The couple, Shane and Dana Walton of Fremont, wanted to prove how American their household was, attempting to take video of their children standing at… Continue reading Fremont Couple Disgraces the Troops by Videotaping Children “Respectfully” Standing During Anthem

dancing elected officials, politics

Photo Surfaces of High School Junior Deb Fischer Sitting Alone at Prom, Never Asked to Dance by Anyone

Lincoln NE (SN) - With the controversy surrounding young, dancing, elected officials at it's peak in US history, newly discovered photo evidence is now bringing United States Senator Deb Fischer (R-NE) to the limelight. The image from a high school prom, leaked by an anonymous former classmate, shows the [then] 16 year old Senator in… Continue reading Photo Surfaces of High School Junior Deb Fischer Sitting Alone at Prom, Never Asked to Dance by Anyone