From the editor, pizza week

Smell Nebraska Unveils PIZZA WEEK

Well here we are. You are currently reading the two hundredth publication from Nebraska’s hardest working real news powerhouse. What better way to celebrate than with a week long mother fucking pizza party.

Our news team assembled early Sunday at Lincoln’s Cici’s Pizza Buffet to get our bread sticks in a row regarding a full week of Nebraska related pizza coverage. For the rest of the week our writers will be sitting on their toilets, shitting Cici’s Mac & Cheese pizza acid diarrhea, and pumping out story after story about Italian savory discs.

Can I get a mamma mia? Is that cultural appropriation? If it is please freak out in the comments section. I’ll apologize and delete that part, I’m not thinking clearly. I’m just so passionate about pizza. -Editor

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