Lincoln NE (SN) - A buzz is in the air around Lincoln Nebraska, as Cornhusker fans prepare once and for all for the first undefeated season and National Championship since 1997. “Can’t wait. Scott Frost. Number one!” shouted superfan Kevin Lynch. “Wooooooooo!” “I just can’t wait to be there in Santa Clara for the National… Continue reading Nebraska Cornhusker Fans Excited for Undefeated Season, National Championship
Lincoln NE (SN) - The Lancaster County District Attorney’s office has issued warrants for the arrests of Big Daddy Caleb and The Chargers due to failure to pay child support and tens of thousands of dollars in unpaid credit card charges. Big Daddy Caleb is thought to have fathered children in nearly every stop his… Continue reading Big Daddy Caleb and the Chargers Sought in Failure to Pay Child Support and Credit Card Fraud
Tuesday, September 25th, 2018 - 8:06 am: Kill me. Somehow that "Elk Creek Water" at Sandy's sent my BAC to some aggravated level, so I was tased and arrested by LPD Thursday night after "allegedly" breaking into someone's basement on 9th street. The arresting officer reported I shit my pants while crying about "Zyklon Bees" or… Continue reading Lincoln Calling 2018 Complete Coverage: Friday/Saturday Night
Lincoln NE (SN) - Nebraska Athletic Director Bill Moos has announced that Nebraska will play FCS Bethune-Cookman on October 27th, in a last ditch effort to win a game this season. “At this point it’s our only chance for a win,” says Moos. “Have you seen our team lately? Sure we have had some bad… Continue reading Nebraska Football Adds Bethune-Cookman to the Schedule, Nebraska Can Now Win at Least One Game
Thursday, September 20th, 2018 - 4:46 pm: Oh boy I am so excited for Lincoln Calling. I wrote the dates down over a month ago so I could ensure I had the entire weekend off from my dog-shit job at Pizza Ranch. I've been dealt a pretty shitty hand in 2018 so far, and a… Continue reading Lincoln Calling 2018 Complete Coverage: Thursday Night
Lincoln NE (SN) - It was t-shirt time on O street Wednesday night as hundreds of crunk Lincolnites crammed the Bourbon Theatre in an attempt to get smashed by DJ Pauly D of MTV Jersey Shore fame. The reality star, born Paul DelVecchio Jr, has taken up promoting his professional disc jockey career in recent… Continue reading DJ Pauly D Rocks Bourbon Theatre with Hype Jams, Chlamydia
Lincoln NE (SN) - With all of the painstaking and thankless work dumped in the laps of our state Government employees, state auditor Charlie Janssen has one dream: To convert a currently vacant room in the state legislature into a sports bar. "See we can buy like 20 flat screen TV's, throw a cooler over… Continue reading State Auditor to Turn Old Legislature Room into Sports Bar
Lincoln NE (SN) - 9th street sports bar and fraternity brother hub Barry's Bar & Grill is well on its path to their "keep it a hunnitt®" tavern violation goal for the year, holding an impressive 98 tavern violations coming into the arrival of Fall 2018 later this week. "I remember a few years back… Continue reading Barry’s Just Shy of 100 Tavern Violations Goal for 2018
Being the most exclusive news source in Nebraska is a lot of work for one lone high school kid. Smell Nebraska is looking for smug, opinionated, unreliable, and difficult to work with candidates for our Fall 2018 internship program. Our positions range from taking photos of the miserable losers getting drunk at 2pm on a… Continue reading Apply for Smell Nebraska’s Fall 2018 Internships
Life stinks? Email Mr. Nose It All today at SmellNebraska@gmail.com with the subject line HELP! We also accept Facebook messages, Twitter DMs, and Instagram DMs. Dear Mr. Nose It All- Help! I just moved here for college, my new roommate and I got too drunk about a week ago and ended up sleeping together. Should... we talk… Continue reading Ask Mr. Nose It All 9/12/2018
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