GBR, sports n snorts

Nebraska Cornhusker Fans Excited for Undefeated Season, National Championship

Lincoln NE (SN) - A buzz is in the air around Lincoln Nebraska, as Cornhusker fans prepare once and for all for the first undefeated season and National Championship since 1997. “Can’t wait. Scott Frost. Number one!” shouted superfan Kevin Lynch. “Wooooooooo!” “I just can’t wait to be there in Santa Clara for the National… Continue reading Nebraska Cornhusker Fans Excited for Undefeated Season, National Championship

crime, local music, TLDRsdays

Big Daddy Caleb and the Chargers Sought in Failure to Pay Child Support and Credit Card Fraud

Lincoln NE (SN) - The Lancaster County District Attorney’s office has issued warrants for the arrests of Big Daddy Caleb and The Chargers due to failure to pay child support and tens of thousands of dollars in unpaid credit card charges. Big Daddy Caleb is thought to have fathered children in nearly every stop his… Continue reading Big Daddy Caleb and the Chargers Sought in Failure to Pay Child Support and Credit Card Fraud

crime, lincoln is a music city

Lincoln Calling 2018 Complete Coverage: Friday/Saturday Night

Tuesday, September 25th, 2018 - 8:06 am: Kill me. Somehow that "Elk Creek Water" at Sandy's sent my BAC to some aggravated level, so I was tased and arrested by LPD Thursday night after "allegedly" breaking into someone's basement on 9th street. The arresting officer reported I shit my pants while crying about "Zyklon Bees" or… Continue reading Lincoln Calling 2018 Complete Coverage: Friday/Saturday Night

sports n snorts

Nebraska Football Adds Bethune-Cookman to the Schedule, Nebraska Can Now Win at Least One Game

Lincoln NE (SN) - Nebraska Athletic Director Bill Moos has announced that Nebraska will play FCS Bethune-Cookman on October 27th, in a last ditch effort to win a game this season. “At this point it’s our only chance for a win,” says Moos. “Have you seen our team lately? Sure we have had some bad… Continue reading Nebraska Football Adds Bethune-Cookman to the Schedule, Nebraska Can Now Win at Least One Game

lincoln is a music city

Lincoln Calling 2018 Complete Coverage: Thursday Night

Thursday, September 20th, 2018 - 4:46 pm: Oh boy I am so excited for Lincoln Calling. I wrote the dates down over a month ago so I could ensure I had the entire weekend off from my dog-shit job at Pizza Ranch. I've been dealt a pretty shitty hand in 2018 so far, and a… Continue reading Lincoln Calling 2018 Complete Coverage: Thursday Night

hip hop, reality tv, STDs

DJ Pauly D Rocks Bourbon Theatre with Hype Jams, Chlamydia

Lincoln NE (SN) - It was t-shirt time on O street Wednesday night as hundreds of crunk Lincolnites crammed the Bourbon Theatre in an attempt to get smashed by DJ Pauly D of MTV Jersey Shore fame. The reality star, born Paul DelVecchio Jr, has taken up promoting his professional disc jockey career in recent… Continue reading DJ Pauly D Rocks Bourbon Theatre with Hype Jams, Chlamydia

chicken wings, cold brews, politics

State Auditor to Turn Old Legislature Room into Sports Bar

Lincoln NE (SN) - With all of the painstaking and thankless work dumped in the laps of our state Government employees, state auditor Charlie Janssen has one dream: To convert a currently vacant room in the state legislature into a sports bar. "See we can buy like 20 flat screen TV's, throw a cooler over… Continue reading State Auditor to Turn Old Legislature Room into Sports Bar