McClean, VA (SN) - The homeless population in downtown Lincoln is seeing the light of the end of the tunnel in regards to Summer heat indexes, and what cooler news than finding out a few of their own are being flown all expenses to McClean, VA to accept an award. Mars Candy Incorporated has reportedly… Continue reading Mars Candy to Honor Local Vagrants Outside O Street Walgreens for Buying Franchise out of Skittles
This week my quest for the ultimate bite led me to the Old Navy Snack Bar at 2950 Pine Lake Rd. Parking was, well, shopping mall parking lot parking, as the Old Navy Snack Bar is a part of the SouthPointe Pavillions. I parked next to a Ford F-150 that was taking up three and a… Continue reading Food Review: Old Navy Snack Bar
Lincoln NE (SN) - With the first game of the Nebraska Cornhusker football season just a week away, Lincoln bartenders are gearing up to make a lot of money while hating every customer they serve. “I love football season,” says Longwell’s bartender Matt Paxton. “I can make enough money to pay all my rent and… Continue reading Lincoln Bartenders Excited For Husker Season to Make Money, Hate Everyone
Lincoln NE (SN) - It has been reported that the death-cursed VHS tape featured on the 2002 film "The Ring" that rolls creepy images meshed together with clips of a little girl being thrown into a well to die leaving the viewer with just seven days to live had somehow landed in the expansive VHS… Continue reading Cursed VHS from “the Ring” Rumored to be found at Lincoln’s Gameroom
Okay you fresh fish... listen up. My name is Mr. Nose It All and I am here to tell you how shit works around here. If you haven't met me yet you will soon because I mass add people on Instagram every single day like a lowlife Mary Kay cosmetics consultant. First order of business:… Continue reading Mr. Nose It All Presents: University of Nebraska Lincoln Student Orientation
Lincoln NE (SN) - The Pius X Catholic High School freshmen are already neck deep in homework and Hail Mary's. What better way to recharge their batteries over the school year than binge drinking the cheapest vodka money can buy. Smell Nebraska reporters attended a rich kid black out party to get the scoop. "Swag… Continue reading Barton or McCormick Vodka? Pius X Freshmen Decide Who’s Supreme
Lincoln NE (SN) - The Huskers "Frost Warning" is spreading across the state with the upcoming season of football approaches, leading hundreds of sports heads and online personalities asking, "how do I get my piece of the HYPE?" Infamous Twitter handle @FauxPelini is no exception. Since the Twitter moniker belongs to a fellow high school… Continue reading Twitter’s @FauxPelini to Become @NottFrost Ahead of New Husker Season
Lincoln NE (SN) - The stars have aligned, and Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts will finally fulfill a campaign promise, executing a death row inmate, and just days shy of his 54th birthday on Sunday, August 19th. An aide reported the Governor is "obviously, very excited." "Unless some bull-shit red tape of an appeal spawns out… Continue reading Governor Pete Ricketts Finally Completes His Life’s Work of Killing a Death Row Inmate Just Days Before His 54th Birthday
O'Neill NE (SN) - This Wednesday, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials in O'Neill raided a local tomato greenhouse complex, a potato processing facility, and a cattle feedlot. The result was the detaining of dozens of workers, bringing the statewide number up to 133 workers suspected of being in the country illegally. While this week's news sparked… Continue reading Unemployed O’Neill Residents Very Excited to Work At Cattle Feedlot for Minimum Wage
Hasting NE (SN) - The birthplace of Kool-Aid is oozing with anticipation for this year's Kool-Aid Days festival, with hundreds of local residents taking initiative to cover every last little touch to take the festival to the next level before Friday's kick-off. From volunteers assisting the park's department to clean up the Hastings Aquacourt to… Continue reading Hastings Takes Kool-Aid Days 2018 to New Levels, Enhancing Water Supply With “Great Bluedini” Flavoring
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