Lincoln NE (SN) - It has been a terrible week for mediocre pizza chain higher ups, as an audio file, leaked early Thursday morning, of a recent conference call where Valentino's Pizza company president Tony Messineo praised the Iowa Hawkeyes. "You have to admit it, Iowa has been figuring it out, while we keep paying coaches… Continue reading Valentino’s President Resigns After Supporting Iowa Hawkeyes in Leaked Conference Call Audio
Life stinks? Email Mr. Nose It All today at SmellNebraska@gmail.com with the subject line HELP! We also accept Facebook messages, Twitter DMs, and Instagram DMs. Dear Mr. Nose It All- I am a girl that has a crush on a girl. But I can't tell if she is into girls and I can't tell if she knows… Continue reading Ask Mr. Nose It All 7/12/2018
SNW7 ********************************* URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED Swass Warning Number 114 NWS Storm Prediction Center Lincoln NE ********************************* 0820 AM EDT Wed Jul 11 2018 The NWS Storm Prediction Center has issued a *Extreme humidity conditions for all portions of Lancaster County *Effective this Wednesday morning and evening from 0920 AM until early September 1150… Continue reading National Weather Service Predicts Summer in Nebraska May Be a “Smidge Humid”
Lincoln NE (SN) - Believing that he was just stopping by for an ordinary dinner with his girlfriend’s parents, 25 year-old Scott Walton was surprised to find out he was at a gender reveal party to find out the sex of his own child, of which, up to this moment, he did not know existed.… Continue reading Local Boyfriend Surprised By Surprise Gender Reveal Party
Lincoln NE (SN) - Friday's "first Friday" art showcase in downtown Lincoln was was the most attended Friday to date, as sweaty Zoo-Fest patrons flooded the air conditioned locations drunk and dizzy enough to buy just about anything. While starving local artists thrived, a single bad egg sold over two thousand dollars worth of stolen… Continue reading Expose’! Local Artist’s First Friday Showcase Pieces Revealed as Kindergartener’s Art Projects
Lincoln NE (SN) - Humidity is at a constant 88% in the star city. Leaving a majority committed to staying indoors until September, but when the legendary Zoo Bar hosts their annual "Zoo-Fest" at the exact same weekend as the Lincoln Children's Zoo's 21+ "Brew at the Zoo" rager, Lincolnites are forced to ask the… Continue reading “Zoo-Fest” and “Brews at the Zoo” Compete to Host Most Miserably Sweaty, Drunk, Weekend Event with the Word “Zoo” in It
Grand Island NE (SN) - In a move bewildering to all who witnessed it, a grown man was seen wearing a bright red Sriracha sauce label t-shirt out in public. It was a rare sighting of a t-shirt design that was thought to have been extinct. The t-shirt, which should only have been used as… Continue reading Grown Man Wears Sriracha Sauce Label T-shirt Out In Public
Lincoln NE (SN) - In an age of "skies the limit" technology battling head-to-head with "Hey listen to this song on this miniature, mono, speaker on a telephone" social norms, music studios have been forced to adapt. We spoke with Dream Pro Recording's Sean Joyce about their new sessions. "For some time, I have offered… Continue reading Dream Pro Recording to Compete with MacBook Pro, Garageband, Offering Mid-Session Memes, Porn
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