local music, the environment

Salt Creek Band Asks Public to Stop Dumping Garbage In Their Rehearsal Space

Lincoln NE (SN) - As if being in a local band isn't stressful enough, with booking, promoting, gear, schedules, and rehearsal. Lincoln indie band "Salt Creek" has even more on their plate, as local shitheads have been tossing used tires, broken clothes dryers, and other rhyming debris in their rehearsal space. "It has gotten incredibly… Continue reading Salt Creek Band Asks Public to Stop Dumping Garbage In Their Rehearsal Space

agriculture, children, Immigration

12 Year Old Detasselers Everywhere Thankful for Tightening of Border

Grand Island NE (SN) - In a Nation divided over the debate of immigration policy, one Midwestern demographic is standing together against the neighbors to the South: Sixth grade Nebraskan children, working their first ever job as a corn detasseler. Corn is detasseled by removing the immature pollen-producing bodies, the tassel, from the tops of… Continue reading 12 Year Old Detasselers Everywhere Thankful for Tightening of Border

Controversy, food & dining, sports n snorts

Valentino’s President Resigns After Supporting Iowa Hawkeyes in Leaked Conference Call Audio

Lincoln NE (SN) - It has been a terrible week for mediocre pizza chain higher ups, as an audio file, leaked early Thursday morning, of a recent conference call where Valentino's Pizza company president Tony Messineo praised the Iowa Hawkeyes. "You have to admit it, Iowa has been figuring it out, while we keep paying coaches… Continue reading Valentino’s President Resigns After Supporting Iowa Hawkeyes in Leaked Conference Call Audio

A Penny For Your Snoughts, Advice Column

Ask Mr. Nose It All 7/12/2018

Life stinks? Email Mr. Nose It All today at SmellNebraska@gmail.com with the subject line HELP! We also accept Facebook messages, Twitter DMs, and Instagram DMs. Dear Mr. Nose It All- I am a girl that has a crush on a girl. But I can't tell if she is into girls and I can't tell if she knows… Continue reading Ask Mr. Nose It All 7/12/2018

weather alerts

National Weather Service Predicts Summer in Nebraska May Be a “Smidge Humid”

SNW7 ********************************* URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED Swass Warning Number 114 NWS Storm Prediction Center Lincoln NE ********************************* 0820 AM EDT Wed Jul 11 2018 The NWS Storm Prediction Center has issued a *Extreme humidity conditions for all portions of Lancaster County *Effective this Wednesday morning and evening from 0920 AM until early September 1150… Continue reading National Weather Service Predicts Summer in Nebraska May Be a “Smidge Humid”

reproduction, Slow Nuesday

Local Boyfriend Surprised By Surprise Gender Reveal Party

Lincoln NE (SN) - Believing that he was just stopping by for an ordinary dinner with his girlfriend’s parents, 25 year-old Scott Walton was surprised to find out he was at a gender reveal party to find out the sex of his own child, of which, up to this moment, he did not know existed.… Continue reading Local Boyfriend Surprised By Surprise Gender Reveal Party

education, millennials, the arts

Expose’! Local Artist’s First Friday Showcase Pieces Revealed as Kindergartener’s Art Projects

Lincoln NE (SN) - Friday's "first Friday" art showcase in downtown Lincoln was was the most attended Friday to date, as sweaty Zoo-Fest patrons flooded the air conditioned locations drunk and dizzy enough to buy just about anything. While starving local artists thrived, a single bad egg sold over two thousand dollars worth of stolen… Continue reading Expose’! Local Artist’s First Friday Showcase Pieces Revealed as Kindergartener’s Art Projects