crime, huskers, sports n snorts

Scott Frost Home Burglar Discovered to Be Former Husker Coach Mike Riley

Lincoln NE (SN) - A Husker head coach grand theft, starting with claims of 14 stolen championship rings, later downgraded to a missing gaming console, and later downgraded to some missing Air Jordan shoes, took an even more interesting turn when the culprit was captured by LPD early Tuesday morning. Former Husker coach Mike Riley… Continue reading Scott Frost Home Burglar Discovered to Be Former Husker Coach Mike Riley

politics, Sniff The Vote

Republicans Unveil Petition to Change Mayor Beutler’s Name on Ballot to “Mr. Snowtard”

Lincoln NE (SN) - The Nebraska Republican Party have announced a petition drive to change Mayor Chris Beutler's name on the ticket, which, if successful, would increase the chances of voters voting for anyone else on the ballot. Beutler's campaign, with united support from Nebraska Democrats, had previously announced he is indeed seeking re-election in… Continue reading Republicans Unveil Petition to Change Mayor Beutler’s Name on Ballot to “Mr. Snowtard”

A Penny For Your Snoughts, Advice Column

Ask Mr. Nose It All 7/27/2018

Life stinks? Email Mr. Nose It All today at SmellNebraska@gmail.com with the subject line HELP! We also accept Facebook messages, Twitter DMs, and Instagram DMs. Dear Mr. Nose It All- I am dating someone who I don't agree with politically. Is this a bad reason to dump him? He didn't vote for Trump but he DID vote… Continue reading Ask Mr. Nose It All 7/27/2018

food & dining, TLDRsdays

Food Review: South Pointe Food Court

This week my quest for the ultimate shopping mall food court led me to the South Pointe Mall Food Court at 3000 Pine Lake Rd. Parking was, well, shopping mall parking lot parking. I parked next to a Ford F-150 that was taking up three and a half spots. I tried not to let it… Continue reading Food Review: South Pointe Food Court

homophobia, sports n snorts

Bill Moos ‘Fairly Certain’ It Wasn’t Ron Brown Stuffing Libraries with Anti-Semitic Literature

Lincoln NE (SN) - Over the weekend Lincoln's fanciest bird houses, the Little Free Libraries, became targets by an individual hell bent on spreading messages of hatred across the Capital city when it was discovered that Nazi propaganda had been stuffed inside the free book exchanges. As of this writing the Lincoln Police Department are… Continue reading Bill Moos ‘Fairly Certain’ It Wasn’t Ron Brown Stuffing Libraries with Anti-Semitic Literature

journalism, kayfabe

SmellNebraska.org Has “The Best” Monday Article

Another day in the grind, and gah! another scorcher. Fortunately all you do at your job anymore is look at Facebook on your PC while staring at every hot girl you have ever met on your phone via Instagram. We know you are trying to be cool and in reality your boss made you do… Continue reading SmellNebraska.org Has “The Best” Monday Article

douche bros, shopping

Salt Creek Crossing Most “Douche Bro” Strip Mall in Lancaster County

Lincoln NE (SN) - Even as Lincoln's economy continues to thrive, strip malls and shopping centers have remained on the decline, but Salt Creek Crossing on North 27th is a staggering exception. The carefully laid out strip mall, just a few blocks south of Superior street, is riddled with completely never-heard-of franchises, yet somehow stands… Continue reading Salt Creek Crossing Most “Douche Bro” Strip Mall in Lancaster County