drunk white people, weather alerts

Sweaty Drunk Assholes Sighted at Haymarket Brewsky’s “Blazin’ Pianos”

Lincoln NE (SN) - Humidity is continuing to max out in Lincoln, bringing record highs inside Haymarket basement armpit and ongoing host of "Blazin' Pianos," Brewskey's Food & Spirits on 201 N 8th street. The self described "part concert, part comedy show, and 100% fun experience" has long since offered the sweatiest, most obnoxious, drunk… Continue reading Sweaty Drunk Assholes Sighted at Haymarket Brewsky’s “Blazin’ Pianos”

A Penny For Your Snoughts, Advice Column

Ask Mr. Nose It All 6/8/2018

Wow! Smell Nebraska's exclusive advice column had a lot of submissions in such a short amount of time! Life stinks? Email Mr. Nose It All today at SmellNebraska@gmail.com with the subject line "HELP! (1 of 2) Dear Mr. Nose It All, I am in love with someone I ride the bus with but the thought of talking… Continue reading Ask Mr. Nose It All 6/8/2018

A Penny For Your Snoughts, Advice Column

Smell Nebraska Opening Submissions for Exclusive Advice Column

Opinions are like Nebraskans. Everybody has an opinion, and everybody from Nebraska is an asshole. Smell Nebraska is disabling all firewalls on our hi-tech Gmail account, Facebook messenger, Twitter DMs, and Instagram private whatevers, so that you can confide in us to solve your day to day problems. Do you seek advice on how to… Continue reading Smell Nebraska Opening Submissions for Exclusive Advice Column

cold brews, family values

Loving Father Forced Into Brewing Beer By Loving Family

Lincoln NE (SN) - Faced with the prospect of spending another night on the couch watching NCIS with his lovely and devoted wife Brenda, Lincoln resident Zach Bronson decided he must immediately start brewing beer in his garage. “I love my family. I really do. I just need some time to myself and I figure… Continue reading Loving Father Forced Into Brewing Beer By Loving Family

television, the homeless

Homeless Nook Outside Copper Kettle to Be Featured on MTV Cribs

Lincoln NE (SN) - With the sweltering heat casting over the city of Lincoln, the homeless population is already working hard to reserve the best shady area downtown to hibernate in. No hobo crash spot compares to the shaded nook just West of the Copper Kettle Mule Bar & Eatery on 1320 O St. In… Continue reading Homeless Nook Outside Copper Kettle to Be Featured on MTV Cribs

Sunday Drivers, The Elderly

Lincoln Driver Claims to Have Completed Southbound Length of Antelope Valley Parkway Without Hitting Every Red Light

Lincoln NE (SN) - It was another warm weekend in the Star City, and as the sun melted over folks that had errands to run, South Lincoln resident Beverly Deschner is ecstatic about what she is referring to as "the best Sunday drive of her life." Deschner, 68, reached out to Smell Nebraska via Twitter… Continue reading Lincoln Driver Claims to Have Completed Southbound Length of Antelope Valley Parkway Without Hitting Every Red Light

beastmode, lincoln

Woman’s “I Woke up in Beastmode” Status Update Only Involved Getting to Work on Time

Lincoln NE (SN) - Friday morning was a big day for local woman Claire Bennett as she reportedly “Woke up in beast mode,” even though the only thing she accomplished was showing up to work on time. The term, “Beastmode,” is usually reserved for describing the act of accomplishing many goals or objectives in a… Continue reading Woman’s “I Woke up in Beastmode” Status Update Only Involved Getting to Work on Time