failed businesses, nostalgia, shopping

38 Year Old Toys ‘R’ Us Kids Finally Forced to Grow Up

Lincoln NE (SN) - Lincoln's Toys 'R' Us is closing their doors for good this Friday, leaving many adults reflecting and mourning what is being called "the death of the toy store." The store, located at 5220 N. 27th St, is among most remaining stores across the nation to close it's doors after Toys 'R' Us… Continue reading 38 Year Old Toys ‘R’ Us Kids Finally Forced to Grow Up

patriotism, public safety, TLDRsdays

So You’re the Asshole That Is Already Firing off Fireworks

By the time you are sitting on your toilet reading this, it is likely 3:15pm. I know you were up all night drinking vodka Monster energy drink cocktails. I hope you slept well. Your six hour shift at Wendy's starts at 4pm, so take your time. Enjoy this BM. Shit until your legs are numb.… Continue reading So You’re the Asshole That Is Already Firing off Fireworks

social media, Technology

Instagram’s IGTV Cancelled Just Days Into Season 1

New York NY (SN) - Things have been tense at Instagram's NYC headquarters after the beloved launch of IGTV was abruptly cancelled just a week into season 1. The Instagram app update, Version 51.0, allowed users to post 1-hour video uploads, advertising the change for "everyone to be a creator, not just big-name celebrities." This… Continue reading Instagram’s IGTV Cancelled Just Days Into Season 1

huge creeps, summer, weather

Lincoln Perverts Enjoying The Warm Weather

Lincoln NE (SN) - Summer is in full bloom in Lincoln, and so are the genitals of Lincoln’s perverts. Reports of indecent exposure are up 56% in the last couple weeks, as joggers and floggers flock to the bike paths. With all the extra excitement on the trails, Smell Nebraska has put together some helpful… Continue reading Lincoln Perverts Enjoying The Warm Weather

entertainment, omaha

CenturyLink Center to be Renamed “For the Love of God Please Attend An Event Here Center”

Omaha NE (SN) - Low attendance numbers and an overall lack of enthusiasm for arena shows in general has lead the CenturyLink Center to changing its name to "For the Love of God Please Attend An Event Here" Center. Numerous buildings have changed names recently, as The Creighton Medical Center announced that they are changing… Continue reading CenturyLink Center to be Renamed “For the Love of God Please Attend An Event Here Center”

flavored malt beverages, local music

Wine Coolers, Giant Hats, & the True Meaning of AZP: Our Exclusive Interview with the Fey

Smell Nebraska recently sat down on Facebook Messenger with Zach Watkins from Lincoln Rock/Soul sextet The Fey (formerly known as AZP) to discuss their new album "Strawberry Lemonade" that will be dropping later this summer. TF: Hello. Zach, from The Fey. SN: Hello Zach! We are eager to discuss the release of your new album, "Strawberry… Continue reading Wine Coolers, Giant Hats, & the True Meaning of AZP: Our Exclusive Interview with the Fey

Immigration, politics, TLDRsdays

Stranger Things Star to Join Cast of Paid Child Actors in Libtard Immigrant Children Hoax Videos

Nogales AZ (SN) - President Donald Trump's further tightening of the United States border has continued to infuriate liberals, who are now funneling billions of dollars that they had hidden away somewhere to stage elaborate video "evidence" of immigrant children being held by U.S. Customs in tent cities and jail cells, far away from their… Continue reading Stranger Things Star to Join Cast of Paid Child Actors in Libtard Immigrant Children Hoax Videos