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National Weather Service Issues Severe Juggalo Warning for Lancaster County as ICP Concert Approaches

SNW7

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URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED

Juggalo Warning Number 17

NWS Storm Prediction Center Lincoln NE

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0820 AM EDT Thu May 10 2018

The NWS Storm Prediction Center has issued a

*Juggalo Warning for all portions of Lancaster County

*Effective this Thursday morning and evening from 0920 AM until 

1150 PM EDT.

*Primary threats include...

The worst fucking scum of the Earth weird creeps with a couple 

intense diabetic episodes possible

Scattered medicine ball sized humans up to twenty inches in 

diameter possible with isolated horrible odors and diabetic 

events likely

Increased sales of shitty Faygo soda in Lancaster county 

and surrounding areas

SUMMARY...Scattered Juggalos capable of producing the worst 

experience of your life are expected through this afternoon 

into this evening due to Insane Clown Posse concert at the 

Bourbon Theatre in downtown Lincoln.

Insane Clown Posse (ICP) is an American hip hop duo composed 

of Violent J (Joseph Bruce) and Shaggy 2 Dope (originally 2 

Dope; Joseph Utsler). Founded in Detroit in 1989, Insane Clown 

Posse performs a style of hardcore hip hop known as horrorcore 

and is known for its elaborate live performances. According to 

Nielsen SoundScan, the entire catalog of the group has sold 6.5 

million units in the United States and Canada as of April 2007. 

The group has established a dedicated following called Juggalos 

numbering in the "tens of thousands".

PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

REMEMBER...A Juggalo Warning means Juggalos are in your area!

STAY INDOORS!

Persons in these areas should be on the lookout for dumpster

trash fucking loser kids and listen for later statements and

possible future warnings.

&&

AVIATION...Minimal visibility with low level clouds due to

excessive vape smoke. Extreme turbulence and surface wind

gusts to 60 knots. A few cumulonimbi with maximum tops to 

500. E-cig motion vector 26035.

...Terry

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