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URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED
Juggalo Warning Number 17
NWS Storm Prediction Center Lincoln NE
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0820 AM EDT Thu May 10 2018
The NWS Storm Prediction Center has issued a
*Juggalo Warning for all portions of Lancaster County
*Effective this Thursday morning and evening from 0920 AM until
1150 PM EDT.
*Primary threats include...
The worst fucking scum of the Earth weird creeps with a couple
intense diabetic episodes possible
Scattered medicine ball sized humans up to twenty inches in
diameter possible with isolated horrible odors and diabetic
events likely
Increased sales of shitty Faygo soda in Lancaster county
and surrounding areas
SUMMARY...Scattered Juggalos capable of producing the worst
experience of your life are expected through this afternoon
into this evening due to Insane Clown Posse concert at the
Bourbon Theatre in downtown Lincoln.
Insane Clown Posse (ICP) is an American hip hop duo composed
of Violent J (Joseph Bruce) and Shaggy 2 Dope (originally 2
Dope; Joseph Utsler). Founded in Detroit in 1989, Insane Clown
Posse performs a style of hardcore hip hop known as horrorcore
and is known for its elaborate live performances. According to
Nielsen SoundScan, the entire catalog of the group has sold 6.5
million units in the United States and Canada as of April 2007.
The group has established a dedicated following called Juggalos
numbering in the "tens of thousands".
PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...
REMEMBER...A Juggalo Warning means Juggalos are in your area!
STAY INDOORS!
Persons in these areas should be on the lookout for dumpster
trash fucking loser kids and listen for later statements and
possible future warnings.
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AVIATION...Minimal visibility with low level clouds due to
excessive vape smoke. Extreme turbulence and surface wind
gusts to 60 knots. A few cumulonimbi with maximum tops to
500. E-cig motion vector 26035.
...Terry
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