Smell Nebraska is Broke, TLDRsdays

Smell Nebraska Wants in on This “Give to Lincoln Day” Money

Lincoln NE (SN) - Today marks the seventh annual Give to Lincoln Day, and Smell Nebraska wants to know, where the cash at? Being the most exclusive news source in the Midwest costs a waterfall of Mountain Dew, our writers push the limits of advanced DSL internet technology to conduct extensive research on Wikipedia, and… Continue reading Smell Nebraska Wants in on This “Give to Lincoln Day” Money

politics, television

ABC to Give Larry the Cable Guy Sitcom Because “There Is No Way He Is Probably Racist”

Lincoln NE (SN) - Following a tough week for ABC, the broadcast television network is shifting their attention towards a "sure thing." The television conglomerate was quick to cancel the critically acclaimed reboot of "Roseanne" after the star, Roseanne Barr, referred to an aide to former President Obama as "the offspring of the Muslim Brotherhood… Continue reading ABC to Give Larry the Cable Guy Sitcom Because “There Is No Way He Is Probably Racist”

Slow Nuesday, substance abuse

Detox Closing, All Four Shopko Locations to Accept the Very Drunk

Lincoln NE (SN) - With reality setting in of the Bridge Behavioral Health Detox program closing, regional department store company Shopko will start allowing LPD to drop troublesome drunks off at their four Lincoln locations that are somehow still open. The failing retail-store made the announcement after news that the local detox, currently located at 721… Continue reading Detox Closing, All Four Shopko Locations to Accept the Very Drunk

3 Day Weekends, Supporting Our Troops

Smell Nebraska Tips for a Perfect Memorial Day Weekend

Smell Nebraska here with some super hot tips on an incredible Memorial Day weekend! It sounds like it is going to be a scorcher so get ready to party hearty! Tip #1: Do not leave your house, and certainly don't do any activities of any sort and post about them to your social media. You… Continue reading Smell Nebraska Tips for a Perfect Memorial Day Weekend

jesus, music, politics

Vice President Mike Pence Refuses To Attend Freakabout Album Release Show Without His Wife

Washington DC (SN) - Lincoln rock band Freakabout will be packing the Bourbon Theatre in their hometown this Friday for hundreds of eager fans, minus one United States Vice President Mike Pence, who will regretfully not be attending due to his wife having a prior engagement. "I had the tickets purchased and everything." The Vice… Continue reading Vice President Mike Pence Refuses To Attend Freakabout Album Release Show Without His Wife

grocery stores, sadness

Ideal Grocery Still Burned Down

Lincoln NE (SN) - One of the difficult responsibilities that accompany being the most reliable source of news in Nebraska is delivering the stories that hurt. We'll just come out with it. We visited the location where Ideal Grocery burned down on May 19th, 2016, and it is still burned down. The former local grocery… Continue reading Ideal Grocery Still Burned Down

food & dining, Slow Nuesday

Food Review: O’Rourke’s Popcorn Dish

After severe disappointment from both Marcus Theatre and the Colby Ridge Gourmet Popcorn Store, this week my quest for the ultimate popcorn meal led me to O'Rourke's Tavern on 1329 O Street. The establishment had off street parking, which can be a chore in downtown Lincoln, but is also usually a sign that you are… Continue reading Food Review: O’Rourke’s Popcorn Dish