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Smell Nebraska Was Going to Write an Article Today, But, Fuck It

So like, yeah… a Smell Nebraska article. I don’t know man, I’m just, I’m just not feeling it right now. I mean it’s funny and stuff sometimes. I don’t understand it all the time, but it’s cool. I don’t know. Fuck it. They’re doing their thing, I’m doing my thing. We are all just people. WE ARE ALL PEOPLE! We just need to get along man. That’s it, the golden rule and all that. I don’t know, it’s whatever. I’m prolly just going to take a couple of these dabs and walk around the Sunken Gardens for a while. They got this one flower down there, looks like a spider. It’s so wild man. Fucking nuts! They got some crazy shit down there if you ever just go down there and chillax. You can go over to that fountain across the street and wade around over by the zoo. Oh shit! The zoo! That would be SO FUN! What time does that open? How much is it? I don’t know if I have enough money right now but those fucking monkeys are so crazy, just hanging by their tails and shit. They might be lemurs. I don’t know. What the fuck is a lemur anyway? What if we had tails? Why don’t I have a tail? “Where’d my tail go?” you know what I mean? We would just be hanging upside down eating Cheetos all day. Just not even worried about my step-mom riding my ass all the time. I wish I was a lemur man. I’d lemur all day. Lemurme alone! Get it? Lemur. Lemurrrr. Lemur! Leeeeee Murrrrr. Ah…. Ah shit. Let’s walk over to D’Leon’s. I’m hungry.

Happy 4/20, you crazy kids. -SN

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