You read it. Welcome to Smell Nebraska's first annual Sandwich Week! Wikipedia describes a sandwich as "a food typically consisting of vegetables, sliced cheese or meat, placed on or between slices of bread, or more generally any dish wherein two or more pieces of bread serve as a container or wrapper for another food type."… Continue reading Smell Nebraska Introduces Sandwich Week!
Lincoln NE (SN) - The FBI was rushed to the star city over the weekend to place a Daily Nebraskan columnist in protective custody after a negative review of a Reuben sandwich at Sips & Subs created massive backlash. UNL student Karin Ellefson rated the popular menu item a 2.5 out of 5, adding that… Continue reading DN Columnist Enters Witness Protection After Negative Review of Sips & Subs Sandwich
Let's face it. Being an adult is not fire emoji. Sure you slip your TOMS slip-ons on one after the other like everyone else, but you're a different kind of grown up, the kind that takes a few Instagrams of your cat before zipping your fixed gear over to Open Harvest on your commute to… Continue reading Opinion: Adulting is Hard When You Use Stupid Fucking Made Up Words Like “Adulting”
Lincoln NE (SN) - The Nebraska Mexican food drive-thru game changed forever Wednesday night when a local diner completed an entire beans burrito from D'Leon's without even a shred of regret or digestive problems the next morning. Timmy "Iron Colon" McMillan, who previously gained notoriety in Lancaster county with his "Long John Silvers August Challenge"… Continue reading Lincoln Man Eats Entire D’Leon’s Beans Burrito Without Getting Diarrhea
Lincoln NE (SN) - Star city four piece rock outfit Bogusman achieved ultimate political correctness Monday when they announced they will be eliminating the gender bias behind their moniker by changing their band name to Bogusperson. Singer and guitar player Nate Luginbill had this to say: "The music community in Lincoln is finally moving in… Continue reading Bogusman to Change Band Name to Bogusperson
Lincoln NE (SN) - The American Journal of Science has released a report confirming what Lincoln residents have known for years: There is not a large enough population of hot and slutty girls to maintain a breastaurant in Lincoln. For those of you non-pervs, a breastaurant is a restaurant in the mold of Hooters or… Continue reading New Study Confirms: Not Enough Hot and Slutty Girls in Lincoln to Maintain a Breastaurant
Lincoln NE (SN) - LPD dispatch were working around the clock this Earth Day weekend, as warmer temperatures misdirected unsuspecting patrons to Re-Cycled Bicycle in hopes to reduce their carbon footprint. The owner of the bicycle shop, located on 2760 South street, reportedly dialed dispatch eighty-six times between Saturday and Sunday with reports of loitering,… Continue reading Crime Beat: Loitering Complaints Up 1043% at Re-Cycled Bicycle
So like, yeah… a Smell Nebraska article. I don’t know man, I’m just, I’m just not feeling it right now. I mean it’s funny and stuff sometimes. I don’t understand it all the time, but it’s cool. I don’t know. Fuck it. They’re doing their thing, I’m doing my thing. We are all just people.… Continue reading Smell Nebraska Was Going to Write an Article Today, But, Fuck It
Omaha NE (SN) - Walmart employees are sick and tired of the parade of musicians performing in their store. Spurred on by the recent success of “Yodeling Boy,” hundreds of wanna-be musicians have flocked to Walmart to record their talents and try to make it big. Yodeling Boy, whose real name is Mason Ramsey, recently… Continue reading Walmart Employees Tired of Hopeful Musicians Performing in the Store
Lincoln NE (SN) - The panhandler that plays the washboard every evening between 14th and Centennial on O street is releasing his first album of original material. The five song EP, entitled "Ricka-Ricka-RickClick-Ricka," was recorded at Dream Pro Recording by Sean Joyce, and offers a unique quirkiness to Lincoln's already diverse music community. The second… Continue reading Guy That Plays Washboard On Downtown O Street to Release EP
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