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The Grass Is Greener: 4 Serial Murderers Friendlier Than the Staff at O’Rourke’s

Lincoln NE (SN) – Richard Ramirez was a rapist and a murderer who terrorized southern California in the 1980’s. Known as “The Night Stalker,” his crimes where exceptionally brutal and violent. He was most known for his lifeless black eyes and cold dark stare, but that pales in comparison with the look you’ll get at O’Rourke’s Tavern if you try to order a drink with more than 2 ingredients.

O’Rourkes Tavern| 1329 O Street, Lincoln NE

Ted Bundy confessed to murdering over 30 women in the 70’s and 80’s, including a homicidal rampage through a Florida State sorority house. He once called himself “the most cold-hearted son of a bitch you’ll ever meet,” but if you happened to order a water from him he wouldn’t roll his eyes and act like it was the worst thing he ever had to do in his whole life.

John Wayne Gacy is best known for dressing up as a clown for children’s birthday parties. He also raped and murdered 33 young men and buried them under his house. That being said, he would probably allow you to finish out the songs you bought on the jukebox and not click the skip button because he didn’t like your taste in music.

Jeffrey Dahmer was an American serial killer and sex offender, who committed the rape, murder, and dismemberment of 17 men and boys between 1978 and 1991. Many of his later murders involved necrophilia, cannibalism, and the permanent preservation of body parts—typically all or part of the skeleton, but he was a gracious host and would never make you wait more than 2 minutes to get a drink.

Make sure to use THIS O’Rourke’s Groupon when you visit, but use at your own risk!

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