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Omaha Cocaine Dealers Petition Mayor’s Office For Darker Bathrooms

Omaha NE (SN) - On Monday, Omaha’s cocaine dealers gathered together to petition the mayor’s office to enact an ordinance to make the city’s bathrooms darker. “We stand here today to ask mayor for one thing, to make our bathrooms darker again!” says infamous coke dealer Tyrone Harris, know as T-Dawg on the street. “It’s… Continue reading Omaha Cocaine Dealers Petition Mayor’s Office For Darker Bathrooms

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Omaha World-Herald Eliminates 43 Jobs, Threatened by the Rise of Smell Nebraska

Omaha NE (SN) - Another Nebraska journalism giant took to drastic measures last week as the Omaha World-Herald reluctantly announced the elimination of 43 of their positions, including the termination of 24 employees, and a reduction in the total number of published pages to their newspaper. Phil Taylor, World-Herald president, recounted their rocky start to… Continue reading Omaha World-Herald Eliminates 43 Jobs, Threatened by the Rise of Smell Nebraska

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NRA to Hold Annual Convention at Westroads Mall Von Maur Location

Omaha NE (SN) - The National Rifle Association has announced that it will be holding its annual convention at the Von Maur department store in Omaha's Westroads Mall later this year. The location was finalized just days after Nebraska Governor Pete Rickett's invitation to the organization. "We want your convention in Nebraska. Nebraskans love our… Continue reading NRA to Hold Annual Convention at Westroads Mall Von Maur Location

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Nebraska Basketball Bench Celebrating Great Plays With Shakespeare Plays

Sports 'n Snorts | Lincoln NE (SN) - A possible trip to the NCAA tournament has got a lot people talking about the Nebraska basketball team this year. The players off the court are getting people to talk as well, but not for their basketball skills. The Husker bench has been a fan favorite all year… Continue reading Nebraska Basketball Bench Celebrating Great Plays With Shakespeare Plays

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CenterPointe to Offer Treatment for the Five Guys Who Post in the Journal Star Comment Section Everyday

Lincoln NE (SN) - Citing a growing need in the community, Centerpointe has started a treatment program for the five guys who post in the Lincoln Journalstar.com comment section everyday. “We feel like this is necessary in our community at this time,” reports Centerpointe Director Cindy Swanson. “These are broken, hurting individuals who need help.… Continue reading CenterPointe to Offer Treatment for the Five Guys Who Post in the Journal Star Comment Section Everyday

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Governor Ricketts Offers Thoughts And Prayers, 17 Dead Floridians Come Back To Life

Lincoln NE (SN) - In a statement Thursday, Governor Pete Ricketts offered thoughts and prayers to the victims in Wednesday’s school shooting in Parkland Florida. “I send our thoughts and prayers to all those impacted by this senseless shooting, and we will also raise our flags to half staff because that makes a huge difference… Continue reading Governor Ricketts Offers Thoughts And Prayers, 17 Dead Floridians Come Back To Life

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Drunk Assholes Forced to Find Somewhere Else to Eat at 3 AM

Lincoln NE (SN) - The scene was chaotic Wednesday evening, as hundreds of drunk assholes congregated in the parking lot of the now closed Village Inn at 29th and “O” Street, demanding to be allowed in to eat pancakes and be rude to their server. Before long, the stumbling crowd of dipfucks began to get "hangry" and… Continue reading Drunk Assholes Forced to Find Somewhere Else to Eat at 3 AM