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Lancaster County Pool League Lobbies To Fill Duffy’s Arch Wall With Bricks, Hates Machete Archive

Lincoln NE (SN) - "Pool is a game of concentration. You don't see professional golfers having to putt while getting an earful of loud, experimental, progressive, instrumental bass guitar soloing." chomped Chet Defferson, longtime member of the "Blue Chalk Group" pool league in Lincoln. We sat down with Chet to talk about his recent complaints, specifically… Continue reading Lancaster County Pool League Lobbies To Fill Duffy’s Arch Wall With Bricks, Hates Machete Archive

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Railyard Poised to Break Guinness World Record for Most Failed Businesses in 5-Year Span

Lincoln NE (SN) - With the closing of Vega on January 1st, The Railyard is on pace to set the record for most failed businesses in a 5-year span in a one block area. The Railyard just moved past Crossroads Mall in Omaha for 2nd on the all time list. The Railyard is 4 closings… Continue reading Railyard Poised to Break Guinness World Record for Most Failed Businesses in 5-Year Span

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Local Lead Singer Waaay Too Proud of New Hat

Lincoln NE (SN) – Eyebrows were raised Tuesday night at Duffy’s Tavern when Connor Showalter, singer for the local band Soul Patch, debuted the latest addition to the group; his new headgear. Playing before a distant, yet polite audience of 8 people, Showalter introduced the hat after Soul Patch’s second song, or approximately 17 minutes… Continue reading Local Lead Singer Waaay Too Proud of New Hat

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OmahaNightLife.com Photographer Reveals True Identity: Horny 14 Year Old Boy From Millard

At four feet and eight inches tall, weighing just seventy seven pounds, and picking a zit on his face as Smell Nebraska interviewers approached, most would say Liam James Schmall looks like any other fourteen year old boy in the suburbs of Omaha. “What do you know about super hot babes? I am the chosen… Continue reading OmahaNightLife.com Photographer Reveals True Identity: Horny 14 Year Old Boy From Millard

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Making Scents of it All: Editors Note 1/12/2018

Editor’s Note: It’s been an exciting week as we officially rolled out SmellNebraska.org. Thank you to everyone who has taken time out of their busy schedules of snapchatting their food and instagramming their dog to read an article or two. We hope you learned something. I learned what a cicerone was. Had to google it.… Continue reading Making Scents of it All: Editors Note 1/12/2018

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Local Businessman Still Searching for Close Friend to Stab in the Back

Lincoln NE (SN) - The papers have been signed and the hands have been shaken, there is just one thing left for Levi Boondock to do, find a business partner that he can stab in the back. “It’s been hard, real hard.” It’s been difficult finding someone gullible enough to trust Boondock and go into… Continue reading Local Businessman Still Searching for Close Friend to Stab in the Back

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Area Woman Projectile Vomits Entire Pitcher of “Elk Creek Water” at Sandy’s Bar

Downtown Lincoln NE (SN) - On the eve of her 28th birthday, Maria Jensen was out with friends and family to celebrate and mingle. Their first stop was Duffy’s, a popular night club in downtown Lincoln featuring live music, surly bartenders, and a fishbowl full of sugary, gut-rotting cocktails. Next stop was Iguanas and the… Continue reading Area Woman Projectile Vomits Entire Pitcher of “Elk Creek Water” at Sandy’s Bar

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Mum’s Liquor Agrees to Also Sell Liquor to Individuals With Residences, Jobs.

Lincoln NE (SN) - After years of pushback from the community, local liquor store Mum’s Liquor, located at 2202 O Street, has complied with consumers' requests to stop limiting the sale of beer and spirits to solely the homeless population of the city. “It is simply the best move for the store and the neighborhood,” said… Continue reading Mum’s Liquor Agrees to Also Sell Liquor to Individuals With Residences, Jobs.

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Local Drummer Third Individual Ever To Take Dump At The Legendary Zoo Bar.

Lincoln NE (SN) - Things got out of control Friday at the legendary Zoo Bar just as twelve piece blues ensemble “The Jetfighter” took a five minute break in between B.B. King covers. “I’ve been going to these FAC events for years,” local blues fan Joel Schumer shrugged. “The space between the stage and the… Continue reading Local Drummer Third Individual Ever To Take Dump At The Legendary Zoo Bar.