The Crypto Genius is here with his top five techniques to get laid. Follow these tips and you’ll be balls deep in no time!
Step 1. Buy $100 worth of Bitcoin for 0.001 on January 1st, 2010.
Step 2. Sell your Bitcoin at the all time high on December 17, 2017 for $1,978,306,000.
Step 3. Buy a Lamborghini and drive it around to attract women.
Step 4. Buy a private island and fly in hot chicks who are unable to leave due to it being an island.
Step 5. Buy as many high class call girls as you can afford.
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