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Southpointe Pothole Extends to the Center of the Earth

Lincoln NE (SN) - It is pothole season in Lincoln once again, and drivers can expect Swiss cheese conditions on many of the main roads. Road crews are poised to start patching streets early next week, but there is one hole they will not be filling. It can be found near the Michael's craft store… Continue reading Southpointe Pothole Extends to the Center of the Earth

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BREAKING: Aubrey Trail Upgraded from Person of Interest to Piece of Human Garbage

Lincoln NE (SN) - Aubrey Trail, a person of interest in the disappearance and death of 24-year-old Sydney Loofe, has been upgraded from a person of interest to a piece of human garbage. Although authorities don’t know the exact details of the Sydney Loofe case, they have compiled enough information to officially declare Trail as… Continue reading BREAKING: Aubrey Trail Upgraded from Person of Interest to Piece of Human Garbage

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JournalStar.com to Abandon News Coverage. Publishing Only Mugshots, Advertisements

Lincoln NE (SN) - The newspaper industry has suffered massively in the past 20 years, and this downturn has now affected the Lincoln Journal Star’s online presence. Starting next week, and in possible connection to the local news titan recently letting go several long standing employees, JournalStar.com will only feature mugshots and advertisements. Lincoln Journal… Continue reading JournalStar.com to Abandon News Coverage. Publishing Only Mugshots, Advertisements

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Allo’s Assault on Lincoln’s Flowerbeds Continues Unabated Into its 18th Month

Lincoln NE (SN) - Like the German blitzkreig of World War II, Allo’s forces continue to sweep across Lincoln yards, digging holes and ruining flowerbeds all over town. Everyday, new holes are dug to lay high-tech fiber optic cable, everyday some old lady’s yard gets chewed up a little bit. So far nothing has seemed… Continue reading Allo’s Assault on Lincoln’s Flowerbeds Continues Unabated Into its 18th Month

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Striving for Authenticity: 1867 Bar to Offer Typhoid Fever, “Bring Your Oxen to the Bar” Sundays

Lincoln NE (SN) - Sophomore pub and music venue 1867 Bar shocked O street concert goers this week as they unveiled plans to own up to their time oriented name. "1867 is the year Nebraska became a state," said Owner Kelsey Graves, "and we want to focus specifically on that year." Graves sat down exclusively… Continue reading Striving for Authenticity: 1867 Bar to Offer Typhoid Fever, “Bring Your Oxen to the Bar” Sundays

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State Senator Was Going To Introduce Amendment Leaving Legalization of Medical Marijuana to Nebraska Voters, but then She Got High

Lincoln NE (SN) - State Senator Anna Wishart greatly pleased her progressive constituents last Thursday when she introduced a constitutional amendment resolution to put the legalization of medical cannabis in the voters hands. "Tens of thousands of Nebraskans are needlessly suffering because they don't have access to medical cannabis, including veterans, children and the terminally… Continue reading State Senator Was Going To Introduce Amendment Leaving Legalization of Medical Marijuana to Nebraska Voters, but then She Got High

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Crypto Genius Reveals Top Five Techniques To Get Laid

The Crypto Genius is here with his top five techniques to get laid. Follow these tips and you’ll be balls deep in no time! Step 1. Buy $100 worth of Bitcoin for 0.001 on January 1st, 2010. Step 2. Sell your Bitcoin at the all time high on December 17, 2017 for $1,978,306,000. Step 3.… Continue reading Crypto Genius Reveals Top Five Techniques To Get Laid