Lincoln NE (SN) - It is pothole season in Lincoln once again, and drivers can expect Swiss cheese conditions on many of the main roads. Road crews are poised to start patching streets early next week, but there is one hole they will not be filling. It can be found near the Michael's craft store… Continue reading Southpointe Pothole Extends to the Center of the Earth
Lincoln NE (SN) - Aubrey Trail, a person of interest in the disappearance and death of 24-year-old Sydney Loofe, has been upgraded from a person of interest to a piece of human garbage. Although authorities don’t know the exact details of the Sydney Loofe case, they have compiled enough information to officially declare Trail as… Continue reading BREAKING: Aubrey Trail Upgraded from Person of Interest to Piece of Human Garbage
Lincoln NE (SN) - The newspaper industry has suffered massively in the past 20 years, and this downturn has now affected the Lincoln Journal Star’s online presence. Starting next week, and in possible connection to the local news titan recently letting go several long standing employees, JournalStar.com will only feature mugshots and advertisements. Lincoln Journal… Continue reading JournalStar.com to Abandon News Coverage. Publishing Only Mugshots, Advertisements
Lincoln NE (SN) - Like the German blitzkreig of World War II, Allo’s forces continue to sweep across Lincoln yards, digging holes and ruining flowerbeds all over town. Everyday, new holes are dug to lay high-tech fiber optic cable, everyday some old lady’s yard gets chewed up a little bit. So far nothing has seemed… Continue reading Allo’s Assault on Lincoln’s Flowerbeds Continues Unabated Into its 18th Month
Lincoln NE (SN) - Sophomore pub and music venue 1867 Bar shocked O street concert goers this week as they unveiled plans to own up to their time oriented name. "1867 is the year Nebraska became a state," said Owner Kelsey Graves, "and we want to focus specifically on that year." Graves sat down exclusively… Continue reading Striving for Authenticity: 1867 Bar to Offer Typhoid Fever, “Bring Your Oxen to the Bar” Sundays
Lincoln NE (SN) - State Senator Anna Wishart greatly pleased her progressive constituents last Thursday when she introduced a constitutional amendment resolution to put the legalization of medical cannabis in the voters hands. "Tens of thousands of Nebraskans are needlessly suffering because they don't have access to medical cannabis, including veterans, children and the terminally… Continue reading State Senator Was Going To Introduce Amendment Leaving Legalization of Medical Marijuana to Nebraska Voters, but then She Got High
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Lincoln NE (SN) - Several reports from concerned patrons flooded the official Smell Nebraska email servers over the weekend claiming that Gate 25 Bar and Restaurant, a fixture of the now failing Railyard location, now serves customers at the bar after at an alarming thirty minutes of waiting, which is almost triple the usual ten… Continue reading Railyard’s Gate 25 Ups Eleven Minute Wait for Bartender to Serve You to Full Half Hour, Staff Busy on Facebook
New World Odor | Pyongyang North Korea (SN) - A disturbing trend is sweeping North Korea, as the nation’s teenagers are participating in what is known as the “Eat anything you can possibly find” challenge. Reportedly, teenagers in North Korea have so little to eat they are forced to eat bugs, lizards, tree bark, and… Continue reading North Korean Teens Taking Part in the “Eat Anything You Can Find” Challenge
Editor’s Note: Well, it’s been an exciting week here at Smell Nebraska. We made a lot of new friends and we are glad you are here. We live in the age of information, where anything we want to know is at our fingertips. It is important to be cautious about the information you take in on… Continue reading Making Scents of it All: Editors Note 1/19/2018
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