enjoy your v.d.

Entire Heart Shaped Valentino’s Pizza Not Enough to Fill the Emptiness Inside

Lincoln NE (SN) - Determined to take on another Valentine's Day alone, Michael McDermont, 36, gently nestled a boxed pizza in the shape of a heart onto his beer can cluttered coffee table. "It has become kind of a tradition," McDermont told reporters, "I love being single. Don't have to worry about nothin'." Michael carefully… Continue reading Entire Heart Shaped Valentino’s Pizza Not Enough to Fill the Emptiness Inside

lincoln is a music city

Fyre Festival’s Billy McFarland Promises Lincoln Exposed 2019 Will Go Smoothly

Lincoln NE (SN) - Star City bands growing nervous of the overall legitimacy of this year's Lincoln Exposed festival were heaving sighs of relief Monday, after the festival's promoters promised "the most hype AF Lincoln Exposed ever." "We know that all of the bands found out if they were playing, the date, time, and location… Continue reading Fyre Festival’s Billy McFarland Promises Lincoln Exposed 2019 Will Go Smoothly

fashion, white people

A Smell Nebraska Special Report: America in Crisis

Omaha NE (SN)- The United States is grappling with one of the worst crises in the history of our nation. It is a crisis that permeates all levels of society. It is a crisis that seemingly can’t be stopped. It is the onesie party epidemic that is now a fixture in every town, city, and… Continue reading A Smell Nebraska Special Report: America in Crisis

music, popular television

Recycled Sounds to be Featured on “Hoarders: Buried Alive” Television Show

Omaha NE (SN) - The hit television show Hoarders made a stop in Omaha to help tidy up Recycled Sounds at 322 N 76th Street. “I’ve never seen more random music memorabilia in my life,” said lead clean up manager Matt Paxton. “I mean, there are piles of old music magazines, ticket stubs, posters, autographs… Continue reading Recycled Sounds to be Featured on “Hoarders: Buried Alive” Television Show

video games, white people

Mortal Kombat 11 to Feature Unlockable Smirking Kid in MAGA Hat Character

Chicago IL (SN) - The developers of the hit fighting series "Mortal Kombat" are no strangers to controversy, and with the eleventh installment of the series hitting stores in April, NetherRealm Studios have unveiled the first of many surprise "unlockable" characters hidden throughout the game. "Yeah that smirking little shit that taunted that Native American… Continue reading Mortal Kombat 11 to Feature Unlockable Smirking Kid in MAGA Hat Character

politics, true love

Smitten Legislative Page Hoping He Gets Called on to Help Sen. Anna Wishart

Lincoln NE (SN) - Seated on a bench at the front of the Nebraska Legislature, 20 year-old legislative page Craig Thompson nervously awaits his next assignment, praying and hoping it’s to help second year representative Anna Wishart. “Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man,” the googly-eyed Thompson whispered to himself. “I’m up… Continue reading Smitten Legislative Page Hoping He Gets Called on to Help Sen. Anna Wishart

smell the kids, weather

LPS Closes School for Rest of Winter 2019, “It Might Snow.”

Lincoln NE (SN) - Following National Weather Service meteorologists forcasts that Nebraskans may experience some winter weather conditions during the remaining winter months of 2019, Lincoln Public Schools had no choice but to close until Spring. We sat down with LPS Superintendent Dr. Steve Joel to discuss the chilling decision. "Our hands were tied." Joel… Continue reading LPS Closes School for Rest of Winter 2019, “It Might Snow.”