A Penny For Your Snoughts, Advice Column

Ask Mr. Nose It All 12/13/2018

Life stinks? Email Mr. Nose It All today at SmellNebraska@gmail.com with the subject line HELP! We also accept Facebook messages, Twitter DMs, and Instagram DMs. Dear Mr. Nose It All- Via Instagram DM: How do you know if someone is really into you or not? -@macxaroni Dear common eighth grader: The answer is in your grasps. We… Continue reading Ask Mr. Nose It All 12/13/2018

traffic report

Lincoln Drivers Perfect Right-Hand Turn by Easing Ever So Slightly Into the Lane on Their Left

Lincoln NE (SN) - Ice hazards have almost entirely melted from the roads of Lincoln due to sightly higher temperatures, yet daily commutes are still being delayed. While some experts are blaming the increase of cars on the roads due to holiday shopping, Smell Nebraska's traffic team has reached an alternative conclusion: People from Nebraska… Continue reading Lincoln Drivers Perfect Right-Hand Turn by Easing Ever So Slightly Into the Lane on Their Left

childhood obesity, pizza week

11 Year Old Boy Airlifted from Valentino’s Buffet in Apparent Buttermilk Ranch Overdose

Lincoln NE (SN) - A father/son outing turned tragic Thursday evening as 11 year old Timmy Hauser was flown by helicopter from Valentino's Buffet to the Bryan LGH West Child ICU in a now confirmed overdose of buttermilk ranch dressing. "One minute we were cracking jokes over our twenty first slices of pizza, the next… Continue reading 11 Year Old Boy Airlifted from Valentino’s Buffet in Apparent Buttermilk Ranch Overdose

local music, pizza week

Darren Keen Set to Release an EP Recorded Using Only Yia Yia’s Food and Utensils

Lincoln NE (SN) - Local musician Darren Keen is set to release a new 6 song EP recorded using only food and utensils found at Yia Yia’s restaurant. The EP, entitled “OW! My Mouth!,” is set to be released in February on Orange Dick Records, incorporates a new and unique recording method, and may usher… Continue reading Darren Keen Set to Release an EP Recorded Using Only Yia Yia’s Food and Utensils

food & dining, pizza week

Food Review: Papa Murphy’s Pizza

This week my quest for the ultimate slice led me to Papa Murphy's Take 'N' Bake Pizza at 4500 S 70th St. Unfortunately I hit a snag pretty early in the evening as my shitty rear wheel drive Mustang got stuck on the residential road just a block from my mom's due to extreme ice… Continue reading Food Review: Papa Murphy’s Pizza

food challenges, pizza week

Former “Man v. Food” Host Attempting “Finish an Entire Slice of Piezano’s Pizza” Challenge

Lincoln NE (SN) - American actor and television personality Adam Richman will be passing through the capital city later this week in lieu of his recently announced "Food Challenge Tour" of the Midwest. The former host of Travel Channel's "Man v. Food" has responded to an outpouring of tweets from Nebraskans challenging him to finish… Continue reading Former “Man v. Food” Host Attempting “Finish an Entire Slice of Piezano’s Pizza” Challenge

drunk white people, pizza week

Ramos Pizza Delivery Driver Claims to have Delivered Pizza to Sober Person

Lincoln NE (SN) - With some going as far as to say it is a "holiday miracle," a 19 year-old Ramos Pizza delivery driver is claiming to have completed a delivery late Saturday night to a recipient who was not under the influence of any drugs or alcohol. "They tipped and everything" said Paul Fink,… Continue reading Ramos Pizza Delivery Driver Claims to have Delivered Pizza to Sober Person