burgers, U.S. History

Honest Abe’s Shocks Juneteenth Event Attendees By Hosting “John Wilkes” Booth

Lincoln NE (SN) - The anniversary of the end of the Civil War, freeing all slaves in the United States, is honored with citywide community engagement, live music, and more at Lincoln's annual Juneteenth celebration. The event over the weekend was no exception, as the Malone Community Center was overflowing with Lincoln families of all ages… Continue reading Honest Abe’s Shocks Juneteenth Event Attendees By Hosting “John Wilkes” Booth

dads, Happy Father's Day

Loving Wife to Treat Dad to “Perfect Father’s Day Dinner” at Pizza Ranch

Lincoln NE (SN) - With Father's Day just days away, spouses and families everywhere are putting their thinking caps on and asking, "How do I give dad the best Father's day ever?" 37 year old mother of three Karen Putnam claims to have "cracked the code" regarding the Sunday she has in store for her… Continue reading Loving Wife to Treat Dad to “Perfect Father’s Day Dinner” at Pizza Ranch

real estate, white people

Pine Lake Residents Scared of Tall Buildings

Lincoln NE (SN) - In the idyllic Porter Ridge neighborhood of Lincoln there is very little to be afraid of. It’s a low crime area with great schools, bike paths, parks, and a Cherry on Top. Unfortunately there are whispers that a new type of evil might be moving in and disrupting this suburban paradise:… Continue reading Pine Lake Residents Scared of Tall Buildings

A Penny For Your Snoughts, Advice Column

Ask Mr. Nose It All 6/12/2018

Back with more advice after a digital flood of submissions! Life stinks? Email Mr. Nose It All today at SmellNebraska@gmail.com with the subject line “HELP! We also accept Facebook messages, Twitter DMs, and Instagram DMs. Our first submission comes from the junk folder on Gmail. (1 of 2) Prince Marco is my name , 23 yrs old From… Continue reading Ask Mr. Nose It All 6/12/2018

drunk white people, weather alerts

Sweaty Drunk Assholes Sighted at Haymarket Brewsky’s “Blazin’ Pianos”

Lincoln NE (SN) - Humidity is continuing to max out in Lincoln, bringing record highs inside Haymarket basement armpit and ongoing host of "Blazin' Pianos," Brewskey's Food & Spirits on 201 N 8th street. The self described "part concert, part comedy show, and 100% fun experience" has long since offered the sweatiest, most obnoxious, drunk… Continue reading Sweaty Drunk Assholes Sighted at Haymarket Brewsky’s “Blazin’ Pianos”

A Penny For Your Snoughts, Advice Column

Ask Mr. Nose It All 6/8/2018

Wow! Smell Nebraska's exclusive advice column had a lot of submissions in such a short amount of time! Life stinks? Email Mr. Nose It All today at SmellNebraska@gmail.com with the subject line "HELP! (1 of 2) Dear Mr. Nose It All, I am in love with someone I ride the bus with but the thought of talking… Continue reading Ask Mr. Nose It All 6/8/2018

A Penny For Your Snoughts, Advice Column

Smell Nebraska Opening Submissions for Exclusive Advice Column

Opinions are like Nebraskans. Everybody has an opinion, and everybody from Nebraska is an asshole. Smell Nebraska is disabling all firewalls on our hi-tech Gmail account, Facebook messenger, Twitter DMs, and Instagram private whatevers, so that you can confide in us to solve your day to day problems. Do you seek advice on how to… Continue reading Smell Nebraska Opening Submissions for Exclusive Advice Column