lincoln is a music city

Lincoln Calling 2018 Complete Coverage: Thursday Night

Thursday, September 20th, 2018 - 4:46 pm: Oh boy I am so excited for Lincoln Calling. I wrote the dates down over a month ago so I could ensure I had the entire weekend off from my dog-shit job at Pizza Ranch. I've been dealt a pretty shitty hand in 2018 so far, and a… Continue reading Lincoln Calling 2018 Complete Coverage: Thursday Night

hip hop, reality tv, STDs

DJ Pauly D Rocks Bourbon Theatre with Hype Jams, Chlamydia

Lincoln NE (SN) - It was t-shirt time on O street Wednesday night as hundreds of crunk Lincolnites crammed the Bourbon Theatre in an attempt to get smashed by DJ Pauly D of MTV Jersey Shore fame. The reality star, born Paul DelVecchio Jr, has taken up promoting his professional disc jockey career in recent… Continue reading DJ Pauly D Rocks Bourbon Theatre with Hype Jams, Chlamydia

chicken wings, cold brews, politics

State Auditor to Turn Old Legislature Room into Sports Bar

Lincoln NE (SN) - With all of the painstaking and thankless work dumped in the laps of our state Government employees, state auditor Charlie Janssen has one dream: To convert a currently vacant room in the state legislature into a sports bar. "See we can buy like 20 flat screen TV's, throw a cooler over… Continue reading State Auditor to Turn Old Legislature Room into Sports Bar

downtown lincoln, Slow Nuesday

Barry’s Just Shy of 100 Tavern Violations Goal for 2018

Lincoln NE (SN) - 9th street sports bar and fraternity brother hub Barry's Bar & Grill is well on its path to their "keep it a hunnitt®" tavern violation goal for the year, holding an impressive 98 tavern violations coming into the arrival of Fall 2018 later this week. "I remember a few years back… Continue reading Barry’s Just Shy of 100 Tavern Violations Goal for 2018

GBR, sports n snorts

Nebraska Cornhusker Fans Excited for Undefeated Season, National Championship

Lincoln NE (SN) - A buzz is in the air around Lincoln Nebraska, as Cornhusker fans prepare once again for the first undefeated season and National Championship since 1997. “Can’t wait. Scott Frost. Number one!” shouted superfan Kevin Lynch. “Wooooooooo!” “I just can’t wait to be there in Santa Clara for the National Championship game… Continue reading Nebraska Cornhusker Fans Excited for Undefeated Season, National Championship

From the editor, TLDRsdays

Apply for Smell Nebraska’s Fall 2018 Internships

Being the most exclusive news source in Nebraska is a lot of work for one lone high school kid. Smell Nebraska is looking for smug, opinionated, unreliable, and difficult to work with candidates for our Fall 2018 internship program. Our positions range from taking photos of the miserable losers getting drunk at 2pm on a… Continue reading Apply for Smell Nebraska’s Fall 2018 Internships

A Penny For Your Snoughts, Advice Column

Ask Mr. Nose It All 9/12/2018

Life stinks? Email Mr. Nose It All today at SmellNebraska@gmail.com with the subject line HELP! We also accept Facebook messages, Twitter DMs, and Instagram DMs. Dear Mr. Nose It All- Help! I just moved here for college, my new roommate and I got too drunk about a week ago and ended up sleeping together. Should... we talk… Continue reading Ask Mr. Nose It All 9/12/2018