A Penny For Your Snoughts, student life

Mr. Nose It All Presents: University of Nebraska Lincoln Student Orientation

Okay you fresh fish... listen up. My name is Mr. Nose It All and I am here to tell you how shit works around here. If you haven't met me yet you will soon because I mass add people on Instagram every single day like a lowlife Mary Kay cosmetics consultant. First order of business:… Continue reading Mr. Nose It All Presents: University of Nebraska Lincoln Student Orientation

clear liquor, the catholic church

Barton or McCormick Vodka? Pius X Freshmen Decide Who’s Supreme

Lincoln NE (SN) - The Pius X Catholic High School freshmen are already neck deep in homework and Hail Mary's. What better way to recharge their batteries over the school year than binge drinking the cheapest vodka money can buy. Smell Nebraska reporters attended a rich kid black out party to get the scoop. "Swag… Continue reading Barton or McCormick Vodka? Pius X Freshmen Decide Who’s Supreme

Slow Nuesday, sports n snorts

Twitter’s @FauxPelini to Become @NottFrost Ahead of New Husker Season

Lincoln NE (SN) - The Huskers "Frost Warning" is spreading across the state with the upcoming season of football approaches, leading hundreds of sports heads and online personalities asking, "how do I get my piece of the HYPE?" Infamous Twitter handle @FauxPelini is no exception. Since the Twitter moniker belongs to a fellow high school… Continue reading Twitter’s @FauxPelini to Become @NottFrost Ahead of New Husker Season

executions, politics

Governor Pete Ricketts Finally Completes His Life’s Work of Killing a Death Row Inmate Just Days Before His 54th Birthday

Lincoln NE (SN) - The stars have aligned, and Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts will finally fulfill a campaign promise, executing a death row inmate, and just days shy of his 54th birthday on Sunday, August 19th. An aide reported the Governor is "obviously, very excited." "Unless some bull-shit red tape of an appeal spawns out… Continue reading Governor Pete Ricketts Finally Completes His Life’s Work of Killing a Death Row Inmate Just Days Before His 54th Birthday

a-parently, education, smell the kids

Lincoln Parent to Take First Day of LPS Off of Work, Only Human to Ever Work Job and Raise Child at the Same Time Deserves a Break

Lincoln NE (SN) - Lincoln Public Schools are kicking off their school year Monday, with children pointing their heads deep into their schoolwork and their parents adding sack lunches and morning drop-offs to their daily grind, one mother deserves a "me day." "I've been dealing with my Jonathan all summer" said Lincoln mother Brenda Gagnon.… Continue reading Lincoln Parent to Take First Day of LPS Off of Work, Only Human to Ever Work Job and Raise Child at the Same Time Deserves a Break

Immigration, TRUMP AMERICA

Unemployed O’Neill Residents Very Excited to Work At Cattle Feedlot for Minimum Wage

O'Neill NE (SN) - This Wednesday, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials in O'Neill raided a local tomato greenhouse complex, a potato processing facility, and a cattle feedlot. The result was the detaining of dozens of workers, bringing the statewide number up to 133 workers suspected of being in the country illegally. While this week's news sparked… Continue reading Unemployed O’Neill Residents Very Excited to Work At Cattle Feedlot for Minimum Wage

beverages, white people

Hastings Takes Kool-Aid Days 2018 to New Levels, Enhancing Water Supply With “Great Bluedini” Flavoring

Hasting NE (SN) - The birthplace of Kool-Aid is oozing with anticipation for this year's Kool-Aid Days festival, with hundreds of local residents taking initiative to cover every last little touch to take the festival to the next level before Friday's kick-off. From volunteers assisting the park's department to clean up the Hastings Aquacourt to… Continue reading Hastings Takes Kool-Aid Days 2018 to New Levels, Enhancing Water Supply With “Great Bluedini” Flavoring